I'll start. Jammer.

and i''l raise you...

Jammer the Hammer.

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"Wello"

I can just hear it in that horrible whiney st helens/scouse accent.

I tend to call him "Welly". It sounds better.

Got the Cas v Wigan game on DVD and there's a fella from Cas commentating. Most irritating bloke ever who has a nickname for every player on the pitch. From memory the worst was Old King Coley.

I'm not overly fond of Madge.

I prefer "Slug".

Really? I think he's great

Only the name, chuckle-brother.

I prefer Wellephant.

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