I'm writing to my MP about the bias coverage the black and whites receive when compared to my beloved Rovers!

Not only did they manage to find an extra hour this week compared to last (when there was no FC game), we even had to put up with a Hull fan doing our commentary.

It's not fair and I won't stand for it!

You need to write a letter to them, tell them in no uncertain terms how their obsession with the colourless ones is unacceptable. If that fails stomp your feet and threaten to scweeem

I blame the Tories. When we had a red government I could hear proper biased coverage, with no hint of evenhandedness.

karl turner's going to take this cause up when he's found the baby he lost in the house of commons

I blame the Russians.

They're obviously hacking the BBC to mess with the local radio scheduling

Agreed, it's that pesky double agent trevlovesputin, slipping the polonium 210 in.

It's clearly an immigration issue.
ISIS has infiltrated the BBC. The unaccompanied children radicals let in over the last year have infiltrated the local bbc. They are implementing their radical form of Islam, banning music, art, and want us all to live in a monochrome joyless world. They are headed by their Fagin esc leader Gwillem el Loyhed. His witless ramblings clearly a call to arms for the demented and lobotomised.
Their promotion of the toothless terrorist and his monochrome bullies is a step too far.

We need a petition......and fast.

It's fake news...

I can't believe he's compared us to Leyton Orient! Are we really that good to be even mentioned in the same breathe!?

If my complaint makes Lloyd sit that little bit less easily then my point has got through.

Priceless

Dear Trev and/or Janice,

Having received your complaint we found the following findings after reviewing Sunday's show.

1. After 5 minutes of listening to Mr. Lloyd we were unsure of what bias you referred to as it was indecipherable as to what he was referring to. Indeed it was unclear whether Mr. Lloyd was presenting an absurdist attempt at language deconstruction or indeed presenting a sports show.

2. After further investigation with the production team the following reasons was given for the scheduling. The BBC is under commercial pressures. It needs ratings to justify coverage. They stated the 'lesser' club when covered gains a steady audience that stay with the programme.
The 'bigger' club can gain a bigger audience but however this can plummet quickly if they go behind in the scoring. Indeed if they are behind with 15 minutes to go the audience can drop to almost zero. Despite a temporary blip in their fortunes last season the producer believes it is better to stick with a more loyal audience.

I hope this answers your query.
Yours the DG.

One of my favourite scum bags.
It's absolute obsession with us and determination to seek offence has completely twisted it's mind.
Even it's user name is bizzarley a reference to some graffiti at old CP!
Definitely in receipt of The Order Of The Gormclops.